This weekend, I did not let my 4 year old daughter pee through her bathing suit in the backyard like a dog, because she was dripping wet & I did not want her tracking water through the house. Besides being totally ghetto & redneck, that is just something I would never do.
I also did not threaten the same said 4 year old with no fireworks if she didn't take a nap. I mean, I'm only 30 years old, what the heck do I know about not napping and staying up extremely late? I would never resort to this kind of behavior.
I would never let my 2 year old daughter lick the toy display at McDonald's that probably had about 2,000 different finger prints on it from other critically ill children. I definitely keep a better eye on my kids than that.
Lastly, I would never let my kids watch Spongebob Squarepants just so I could have a few minutes of peace and quiet while blogging. I mean really, they are angels all the time, why would I have to do something like that?
The idea for today's blog came from www.mycharmingkids.net