Me: Yes, I forgive you.
Delaney: But you're still mad at me mommy! You can't forgive me if you're still mad!!
Me: Just because I have forgiven you doesn't mean that I'm not still upset. Just give me a minute to calm down, okay?
Delaney: You need to calm down? You should try breathing like this (inhales, exhales, inhales, exhales). It will make you feel better mommy.
Me: Thanks Delaney. How old are you again?